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Random thoughts on watching the new Lindsey Lohan video:
It's a shame Lindsey's breasts can't just sing this ridiculous song for her.
Since they already run every other aspect of her career.
Apparently there's now a "Britney" setting on the AutoTune.
By the way, the "Ashlee Simpson" setting is the same patch as the "Avril Lavigne" setting, only it malfunctions more often.
Speaking of Britney... Why is her "My Perogative" a cover of the Bobby Brown song, but Lindsey's "Rumors" is not a cover of Timex Social Club?
Timex Social Club. Now THAT was a frivolous pop act that knew it was a frivolous pop act.
You know music is in bad shape when you're getting nostalgic for Timex Social Club. Heck, I'd even settle for "Situation #9" by their Club Nouveau spin-off. Are you listening, Chingy? This is how you get your career back! More Timex Social Club covers.
Loved you in Mean Girls, Lindsey. Sorry about the whole music thing.
I just need some time, some time to get away,
Rich
It's a shame Lindsey's breasts can't just sing this ridiculous song for her.
Since they already run every other aspect of her career.
Apparently there's now a "Britney" setting on the AutoTune.
By the way, the "Ashlee Simpson" setting is the same patch as the "Avril Lavigne" setting, only it malfunctions more often.
Speaking of Britney... Why is her "My Perogative" a cover of the Bobby Brown song, but Lindsey's "Rumors" is not a cover of Timex Social Club?
Timex Social Club. Now THAT was a frivolous pop act that knew it was a frivolous pop act.
You know music is in bad shape when you're getting nostalgic for Timex Social Club. Heck, I'd even settle for "Situation #9" by their Club Nouveau spin-off. Are you listening, Chingy? This is how you get your career back! More Timex Social Club covers.
Loved you in Mean Girls, Lindsey. Sorry about the whole music thing.
I just need some time, some time to get away,
Rich
posted by Rich at 6:30 AM
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